I believe in using green energy. I understand climate change and want to make a difference. But this may be a bit much.

Yes, that's a solar powered vibrator. I first saw it in a green technology catalog. While I appreciate, um, enthusiasm, I just don't find this practical. Do you leave it in your window for everyone to see while it charges? Maybe insert it and walk around all day with the panel stuck to your shoulder like an epaulet? Are batteries really that bad for the environment?