As reported on TMZ, we've learned the story making the rounds detailing the terrible condition of Michael Jackson's body is a fake.

A report in The Sun gave harrowing details of the body, but we've learned the "autopsy report" was fabricated and completely false.

UPDATE: The Los Angeles County coroner just released the following statement:

"The report that is being published did not come from this office. I don't know where the information came from, or who that information came from. It is not accurate. Some of it is totally false."

The Truth of the Matter ....

We have learned at Rational Alchemy that in fact the cause of death was probably Farrah Fawcett Major who's last words were, "May all the children in the world be safe" .....